Welcome to Day 2,671.

Today is a heavy day for site news, so let's begin.

First up, in While & After news, volume 195 of Flickasbord has been embedded as a hyperlinked word on the In A Pinch page.

In Land Of Infusion news, the following updates have occurred:

• Due to the momentum that it got from its predecessor, Once Upon A Time In Mexico has moved up 137 spots in The Flickuum page rankings
• Due to Antonio Banderas' increasingly rising Flickuum stock, The Mask Of Zorro has been sent back to Tier 8
• Following its fifth re-assessment, Stand Up Guys has been placed in Tiers 7 and 13, thus also taking the spot of The Mask Of Zorro in the latter tier
• Following its re-assessment, The Green Inferno has been placed in Tiers 7 and 13
• Following its assessment, Charlotte has been placed in Tiers 7 and 13
• Due to The Green Inferno being placed in Tier 13, Coyote Lake has been eliminated from Flickuum contention
• Due to Charlotte being placed in Tier 13, Nowhere To Run has been eliminated from Flickuum contention
• Due to having the potential to be neck-and-neck with Super, Defendor has been sent to Tier 8 for a second re-assessment
• Following its assessment, Roofman has become the fourth movie to graduate to Tier 5 this week

And finally, Moonstruck no longer owns the distinction of being most recent Flickuum inductee, as Albatross has finally had its evaluation conducted, therefore making it the 1,349th Flickuum inductee.

Well, that's all for now.

Thank you and until next time, you have tuned into The Nog!